May 9th 

This is the most lit kid you gonna meet, he is a little slow but will always have your side. He’s a big fighter on what he believes and can fight physically to. This is a guy you should claim if you can.

Friend: this guy said he’s gonna beat me up after school.
Boy born on May 9th: well let’s go kick his ass together!

May 9th by ThatOneGoat November 6, 2019

May 9th 

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day!

Guy 1:Hey what day is it?

Guy 2: May 9th.
Guy 1: I gotta go give my girlfriend my hoodie!

May 9th by Girl power girl May 5, 2021

May 9th 

National drop your toxic friends day.

Guy 1: Hey dude, guess what!

Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: It’s may 9th!
Guy 2: Wait, that means it’s National drop your toxic friends day!

May 9th by Moneytree69 July 18, 2021

May 9th 

the day kate found out everyone hates her

“what happened on may 9th?”
“kate scadden found out 72 people disliked her urban dictionary definition of february 19”

May 9th by katescadden May 9, 2020

May 9th 

Born on the 9th May you give all you have till you had enough you are a bull of mass murder 🐂 you do everything you can to people please you usually have two personalities one that wants to be the better person and the other who looks at you and plots evil thoughts. You usually fun and enjoy making new friends you give them all you have until they brake your trust. You love food alcohol and a grate party but can also be responsible loyal and have the perfect balance. You can be a grate girlfriend/boyfriend or husband / wife commitment is not a problem but finding someone to commit to is.

If you born on may 9th I feel your daily struggle of dealing with people everyday!

May 9th by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 15, 2019

May 9th 

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! Best personality always t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday?”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you a bad bitch with the fatty”

May 9th by Thiccbihfr September 7, 2020

May 9th 

Today is for only royalty to be born on. if you are born on this day you deserve anything and everything u want!! And if today is not ur birthday, Sorry peasant, Ily.

Someone born on may 9th: Hey!! can I go to the store and buy anything I want??

Random person:Is ur birthday may 9th??

someone born on may 9th:Mhm!!

random person:Sure ur majesty, Anything for you*Bows*

May 9th by . Lilswagxoxo July 11, 2021