Matawan

A town in NJ , Sports are very important . Nice High school with nice kids to chill with . This town iz whats really good

yo dem matawan huskies is whats up

by DATMATAWANKIDD August 27, 2007

mathavan

cool guy tuff guy

omg look hes a mathavan!

by mk2neatt May 12, 2021

mataranga

The Romanian word for describing a big hard dick which is longer and thicker than the average penis

Sa ma apuci de mataranga= Grab me by my mataranga

by titi_aur February 26, 2021

Mataan

Mataan means the sexiest cunt around he always gets the girls because of his hair

I wanna date mataan so
Bad

by Python dick September 8, 2019

Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010

Matawan

Tiny little town in central NJ where there's a absolutely nothing to do anymore. Most kids from Matawan go to other towns to have a good time nowadays. Also, it has an entire school district where for 12 years you will learn nothing whatsoever (and only students/ former students of that school system can say that). All in all it's a pretty quiet town.

1st Dude: I live in Matawan.
2nd Dude: Is that in America?

by Buckner November 9, 2006

Cabdulle Mataan

A Somali sub division of the Abgaal clan which are the lowest of its caste system reduced to being Diyya blood money paying subjects of the entire clan in the sense that they surrender their women once they experience their first menstrual cycle (hence the name blood money)

They have been vassals for surrounding Abgaal sub divisions for many years since the fall of the Ajuran sultanate.

Abdisamad: Yo bro you good?
Muhammad: Nah bro I want to get a wife but no girl wants me
Abdisamad: I just heard this Cabdulle Mataan girl had her first period if you are quick you can maybe score her

Muhammad: Wow thanks!

by Xamari November 4, 2023