Marines

Marines are a department of the navy...the men's department. Better than the army. Marines does the shit, army steps in it, airforce smells it, navy watches it, national guard eats it.
Guy 1: "Wow...the job actually got done."

Guy 2: "That's because a marine did it."
by marine January 10, 2005
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The one who keeps things in order.
This Marine will set things straight!
by Daniel March 15, 2005
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Kick ASS Peeps who can take out Iraq in a few days but the damn Army has to get all the fuckin credits!
"Marines Report"

Marine General "What the fuck is Army General doing?"

Marine Genearl 2 "Waiting for us to go first becuase there pussies"
by eViL AzN August 20, 2006
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They are the first in and last out. Marines are the guys who get called when shit needs to get done. Marines don't play around. Marines will fight you, fuck you, or run you a foot race... doesn't make a shit to them. Marines know of only one direction and it is forward. Marines are the fireman of the world, they go in when everyone else is running out.

Marines are at the business end when the world dials 911.
Marine A: We were taking fire for 16 hours, had 10 casualities, ran out of ammo and fought hand to hand with bayonets for three hours. We are Marines!!

Marine B: That's it? What the fuck did you do for the other 8 hours?

Marine A: Good Point!
by AreYouKiddinMe8 December 16, 2009
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My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equiptment
Sir!
" Can't use the Gym Because its Full Of Fking MARINES....
by QM3 SCHULTZ April 11, 2005
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a group of violent killers that work for the US federal government.
Call in the Marines!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter April 06, 2005
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An elite fighting organization falling under the Department of the Navy but grabbing it's own representative on the Joint Chiefs of Staff. If a marine is confronted with this fact, they will merely shake their head and reluctantly admit it's true.

A Marine will be the first to tell you that the Corps is better than the Navy, Army, and Air Force.

(There is generally a lot of tension between the Army and Marines, but only because the Soldiers couldn't make it into this day's Corps)
Army, "You serve?"
Marine, "Yeah, Marines. You?"
Army, "Yeah, Army. I'm sorry."
Marine, "Don't worry about it, we've been fixing the Army's mistakes since 1775, we're used to it by now."
by cpl buzz February 19, 2009
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