those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.
by msfg May 27, 2006
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A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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