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malfuck

A word to use if you're sick of taking the time to say motherfucker. Plus it just has a better ring to it, and is superior to the crappy gangsta version mofu.
Scenrio with motherfucker:
Some asshole cuts you off on the highway. You lean out the window and yell "MOTHERFUCKER!" at him and by the time you finished yelling motherfucker he has thrown a tire iron at our head, knocking you out, and you crash and die.

Scenrio with malfuck:
Same thing happens on the highway. You lean out and yell "MALFUCK!" and have time to squeze back into the window while a tire iron goes zooming past your head. You run the son-of-a-bitch off the road.
by Izz The Frizz January 14, 2008
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Malfucktion

The act of something electrical not functioning in it's proper manner.
This game is having a major malfucktion.
by Bb3264 October 14, 2016
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Malfucker

Mother F---er: But shortened. Used by Jay Rock in Trailer Park Boys
"Why dont one of you Malfuckers go down to Canadian Tire Malfucker and pick up another one of those orange Malfucking so we can finnish this Malfucking game"
by Shoenami October 11, 2013
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Malfuckoning

when your keyboard refuses to type sertan letters and you have to get kreative
Person 1: "sorry for the typos, my keyboard is malfuckoning"
Person 2: "ah, thats ok! my keyboard malfuckons sometimes too."
by MarloMadjicka April 27, 2024
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