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du kannst mich mal

German slang: "You can lick my arse". The swear was allegedly invented by Goethe.
Du, Arschloch -- du kannst mich mal!
by PippaS. May 17, 2006
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dog mal

Mal- a portuguese word that means bad.
A group, family, comunity and gang of kl people in which like to hurt the uterus of the girls and also like to leave them in a wheelchair after a night of pure sex
"Did you the the dog mal yersterday at the party?"
"Yesss, they fucked all the girls"
by sodogmalpuuuu August 14, 2017
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Dirty Mal

A Dirty Mal is when you get cocky in a group of friend and think you have main character energy, insult the tough quiet guy and end up eating fresh dogshit wearing your mothers favourite summer dress.
Did you hear Chad called Mal a weak cunt?

Yeah, pulled a full Dirty Mal on him the next day at the park! Chad won’t do that again.
by HangryGorilla July 29, 2025
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Mal, Dick and Jerry

You cannot just choose friends just like Mal, Dick and Jerry you have to careful of who you want to be friends with.
by I'm a dick head March 8, 2021
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malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021
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Maldzheimer

Maldzheimer is an word made during streaming the phenomenal game Jump King.

It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.
Oh man Vojtěch is falling down again, he is so mald. He alt + F4 the game and suddenly gets back?! He is malding so hard that he got Maldzheimer, he forgot what made him angry and is going to continue playing.
by Filamach December 25, 2019
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Mald

Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.

It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
"so mald, so bald"

"Why doesnt he back off when i hit him twice? Fucking RNG man"
by Sauha_ June 4, 2019
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