Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
by Mark H July 20, 2004

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Dumb Boy: Hey Karoline, I've Been Having A Problem With My Penis..
DumberGirl: What Kind Of Problem? Carlos?
Boy: I Randomly Get Penis Aches. (takes a puff of his inhaler)
Girl: Maybe I can help. I give great massages and in return you can do me a favor...
Boy: Ok, what can I help you with?
Girl: Some one asked me if my cherry was popped, but I didn't even know I had a cherry, can you help me find it?
(pop pop) cherry popped= 9 months later baby is born... Watch Teen Mom To Find Out What Happens Next
Dumb Boy: Hey Karoline, I've Been Having A Problem With My Penis..
DumberGirl: What Kind Of Problem? Carlos?
Boy: I Randomly Get Penis Aches. (takes a puff of his inhaler)
Girl: Maybe I can help. I give great massages and in return you can do me a favor...
Boy: Ok, what can I help you with?
Girl: Some one asked me if my cherry was popped, but I didn't even know I had a cherry, can you help me find it?
(pop pop) cherry popped= 9 months later baby is born... Watch Teen Mom To Find Out What Happens Next
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