Ohk my o gf

A phrase often spoken or typed by people in a severe state of insanity

person 1: "Oh, hey nic-"
person 2: "ohk my o gf"
person 1 "wha-"
person 2 "g)OBB)"
person 1 "please.. you can talk to me, i'm worried about you. you haven't said anything comprehensible for the past two months just talk to me"
person 2: " ̴̿͌. ̶́̄͆͘; ̓͌;̴̆͑ ̴͊͆̕̕.̶͒̏; ̊̒ ͊̊ ̈͠ ̓͑;̶͌͒ ̓͠;̶͊̂. ̈́̓ ͆͘ ̓̌/̴̐͊'̶̆̐.̵̔̀'̵̉͘ "

by bikeh June 17, 2022

My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.

Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??

by samer_exodos June 27, 2016

My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.

Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!

by samer_exodos June 27, 2016

my gf

someone i love very much, a girl, we’re dating

yay

person1:i hate ( j) like wtf wron-
person2:b4 you say smth , she’s friends with (a)…
(A):*at least they dk she’s my gf*
(A): it’s okay dw ;)

by they_luvmakk July 23, 2022

Fabiya my gf

Amazing beautiful GORJUS girl that deserves the world and is so caring and loving. I’m so lucky to be able to call such a perfect girl mine and wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with this gorgeous beautiful looking all around perfection mf

“Omg who’s that sexy mf over there”
“Oh that’s fabiya my gf fuck off pussy that’s mine:)””

by Big penis p March 6, 2022

why does my gf sound so innocent

she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)

gi : hi
me : why does my gf sound so innocent FKHASJKFHASJFHAKFHAMARRYME?

by personallyidk October 3, 2022

My gf

Basically nobody kinda likes her but I do I’m literally in love with her.

F:omg i hate (j)!!!
friends:just fyi (A) is friends with( j)
me:is thinking-*they don’t know she’s my gf*
me:is okay dw I won’t say ;)

by they_luvmakk July 22, 2022