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mother of all fuckers

A more extreme version of mother fucker. Useful when events calling for a cry of mother fucker continue to happen for no logical reason.
After dropping something under a desk and then banging his head on the desk trying to get the dropped thing.
Person: Mother of all fuckers!
by Optomist with experience January 3, 2008
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Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.
person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.
by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008
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A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020
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1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.
1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush
by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005
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weasel mother fucker piece of shit

a weasel mother fucker piece of shit is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their 'ol willy into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well
your daddy was a weasel mother fucker piece of shit, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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