National bike mom day

On December 20th at exactly 5:30pm
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.
Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.
by Hawk333 January 20, 2022
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National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day
by Jjstanko April 11, 2019
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National ignore your mom day

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you
by Buxxly_Butterfly November 06, 2020
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This holiday of joy is celebrated on 25th December. Have fun people!
Jeff: what you doing today bro?
Bro: What do you think it’s National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day
by Hikari 𓆏#696 October 14, 2021
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happy mothers day mom

happy mothers day, I love you, you're the best mom ever. -bear
happy mothers day mom
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The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day
by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023
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September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.
Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!
by yomommathic April 18, 2020
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