when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
by Happy hamburger March 23, 2022
An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
by idiocy March 05, 2014
A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.
Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~
by Casstoi November 20, 2021