LOA

VERB: to LOA means to visualize a certain outcome or will something to happen. Derived from the Law Of Attraction from the book "The Secret".

I am totally LOAing that hot guy from Friday night to call me.
or
I will LOA a new job for you.

by Lindalu November 21, 2009

LOA

Live Online Audience

Have you signed up for the LOA with *insert band/celebritiy* for After School Club?

by KpopLover0803 March 5, 2016

LOA

Acronym for 'Little Orphan Annie.' A nickname for a girl that eats a lot in one sitting because she feels deprived of food just like a stereotypical orphan from the movie "Annie." Male version is 'Oliver Twist.'

Omg LOA! Don't worry! You don't need to eat that much food. We'll make sure you have some more later.

by Fabianlino September 22, 2011

LOA

Lack of Attention. Used to describe someone that shamelessly screams for attention in a subtle yet obvious way.

"Hey Bryan why didn't you say hi when you met me? I counted the amount of times you ignored me :("
"Bro that's LOA LOL"

by Barrack Najib September 5, 2017

LOA

Lack of anal. A medical condition in which a female spouse withholds anal sex from her husband, yet taunts him about it. Possibly fatal, definitely frustrating.

I’m suffering from LOA. My wife just won’t give in already. I think I could be dying.

by Ddigs December 9, 2021

LOA

Lack of Ass

A flat assed girl(LOA)

by jhfdskgjfsdkjglk March 19, 2009

Loas

Something thats always coming up in your crib. And stealing your weed.

When there's a loas up in your crib don't dip its just a loas.

by VrikkenVisagie February 11, 2019