Left Nut

The nut to the left side of your penicular structure.

Honey, I can't bang you tonight. My left nut got cut off.

by Anal Opener November 29, 2016

left nut

An insult to one, usually stupid or retarded, always sagging, or sticking out.

Shut the fuck up you retarded left nut.

Also can be used to decirbe an action etc.

Thats so left nut.

by Sean Ellis November 13, 2003

left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

by you left guys all suck the left nut March 17, 2005

left nut cleavage

The slight appearence of a mans left nut.

John "dude put that away!"
Tom " what do you mean?"
John " your left nut cleavage you sack of shit!"

by Fatjason69 November 30, 2013

monkeys left nut

A worthless object

I don't give a monkeys left nut

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

my left nut

not the right one

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!

by augris May 27, 2009

Saggy left nut

1) An expletive denoting the absurdity of the situation.

2) A term applied when something of little importance is valued more than it should be.

1) John: What in the name my saggy left nut do you think you are doing?

2) Jack: This is really important! We need to fix this now.
Jane: Yes, or else you will certainly lose your saggy left nut.

by The Killer Squirrel August 25, 2010