Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most

He gave that bitch a lava lamp

by Rellikjr. January 5, 2017

Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

Lava Lamp

They make toast.

Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.

by charliesheeened June 29, 2011

lava lamp

v. sex move, sticking a light bulb in a girls anus, and sex her vaj until the bulb lights up

I totally lava lamped that homeless old lady until the room stank.

by garfffffffff April 25, 2010

lava lamp

To stroke a mans testicles gently with a babywhipe to prepare for a good suckin.

i gave him a good lava lamp last night.

by the trippin dippins September 1, 2009

lava lamp

adj. Used to define a word which has no amazingly awesome or revolutionary appeal, but is still wholly and entirely amusing.

Yeah, that's a total lava lamp song, I couldn't stop listening to it!

by Tiio January 30, 2004

lava lamp

A person who periodically gains and loses weight.

Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.

by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006