(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010

by Nickyelf-migero March 11, 2011

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

They make toast.
by charliesheeened June 29, 2011

The effect given when a female's tights or stockings apply pressure on the skin at random places, which change as she walks, giving a lava lamp effect.
by part-time-bankie February 17, 2010

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.
by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009

by garfffffffff April 25, 2010
