One of 360 species of sharks, the Land Shark is a member of the Carcharinformes order (ground shark). Characterized by a sliding flap that covers eyes;
2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.
Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil
Anal fin yes
Interesting Things land sharks are very shy
Number of Gills 5 gills
Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.
Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil
Anal fin yes
Interesting Things land sharks are very shy
Number of Gills 5 gills
Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
by Carcharinformes August 11, 2010
Get the Land Sharkmug. Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.
by Jewses Chrost September 5, 2013
Get the Land Sharkmug. A Virginia Beach Budweiser sales rep who preys on female vacationers, getting them drunk on the alcoholic beverage of the same name in hopes of hooking up later.
Female 1: That beer rep keeps giving us free drinks.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
by KSU1982 April 9, 2009
Get the Land Sharkmug. a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
Get the land sharkmug. A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock
"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark
by Rich August 22, 2004
Get the land sharkmug. a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.
by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006
Get the land sharkingmug. while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.
the land shark
by Frank Finger March 7, 2011
Get the the land sharkmug.