vanished like a fart in the wind

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

by Crgreen January 20, 2017

Like a dick in the wind

A phrase referring to an object, person, or animal that is moving in a spontaneous or an otherwise unnatural motion.

Steve's character ragdolled like a dick in the wind when we were playing earlier.

by Devmonsterone January 31, 2024