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When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').
"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."

"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."
by Emperor Man Face December 29, 2013
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Kung Pao Queef

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Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.
Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
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Kung Pao Cockhole

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When you put 2 chopsticks into your urethera and slowly pull them apart
Andy gave Jared a Kung Pao Cockhole last night and now it only takes him 3 seconds to pee
by Evder December 24, 2023
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