Kleptomaniac

Someone who cannot resist taking a souvenir from every new place he/she visits. It can be something as simple as a pen of lollipop from a bank, ranging to a pair of wangster shorts belonging to a boy from another team at a track/cross country meet. Kleptomaniacs are known to make up codenames for stolen items and their owners. also for excessive giggling.

(Cassie and Annie enter XC bus, giggling.)
Annie: Hey, you guys didn’t hear any weird noises, did you?
Cassie: Yea, your mom made some crazy noises last night!
Monkey Face: No… why?
Annie: I will tell you later. Not in front of Britter.
Guillerno: Were you guys looking at trees?
Britter: Trees? Don’t you mean flags? (cackles maniacally)
All: NO! What are you talking about, Victor?
Coach: Yea, Victor, what ARE you talking about?
(All laugh at Britter’s silliness.)
(Later, on bus ride home, with Britter safely terrorizing middle’uns.)
Monkey Face: Okay, what is it?
Annie: Hold on. (lifts up shirt)
Monkey Face: Whaaaat? Oh my GOSH!
(A traffic cone has been revealed under Annie’s seemingly preggers belly.)
(Cassie and Annie cackle maniacally.)
Monkey Face: Yalls are serious Kleptomaniacs, dawg.

by Anelisa (Clepto4Life) December 29, 2008

Kleptomaniac

Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.

Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Kleptomaniac

Someone who cannot always help stealing, nordo they always need to.

Brandon: Because they are a Kleptomaniac they may get feelings of joy from stealing that they cannot get from other ways.

Parker: Okay so? I don't want all my stuff stolen.

by AshtonTheTrashCan November 16, 2021

Kleptomaniacrow

A mischievous crow who works for Death, stealing souls and shiny things.

Very clever as he can trick people into letting him steal their stuff. He doesn't really care much for the actual "soul reaping" part of his job; he just likes shiny stuff, even if it's fake.

"Wow I love the song Kleptomaniacrow by Madilyn Mei."

by HopeseerIsAnIdiot August 4, 2024

Kleptomaniac

Women who steal relatively small things such as earrings, glasses or the occasional banana from self checkouts.

You see that kleptomaniac Aimee stealing earrings from shoppers self checkout again?

by User7373 April 13, 2025

Kleptomaniac.

An insecure misfit who gets pleasure stealing from an aquintance, they will steal insignificant items like a knife and fork that has very little value to them. A kind of nutcase.

Next door stole that pen we used last night to write down an address, moron. Kleptomaniac.

by Henry 27. November 27, 2025

Verbal Kleptomaniac

A term coined by Samawnline which refers to a person who impulsively or frequently copies, or 'steals', words or phrases they saw someone else use.

If when you find rarely used adjectives which apply to yourself, you immediately and impulsively take them and use them to your own benefit or to describe yourself, you could be described as a verbal kleptomaniac.

by Samawnline October 11, 2018