king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.
"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"
by Foxiferous September 14, 2006
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Kings Finger

"Please excuse me, I have to go and lay a Kings Finger."

"Struggling to flush this Kings Finger."
by Duffpig94 May 06, 2023
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