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King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.
by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011
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king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.
"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"
by Foxiferous September 14, 2006
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king fanger

the king of all fangers, someone who will fang secretly and not tell anyone and then deny it when found out. this is not a good trait as he chooses hoes before bros
Mr. Wiggles is internationally recognised as king fanger of all the fangers. he resides in his humble abode in Dun Laoghaire Co. Dublin, Ireland. He spends the majority of his time with women and the rest of the time he is sleeping or making plans with other women and has no time for his fellow male companions.
by fanger hunter 3006 June 3, 2011
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King Charles’ Fingers

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.
“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”
by boxy0127 September 13, 2022
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