the spicy keychain

The act of shitting on ones keys after eating Mexican food

Hey John, you seem my keys? "Ya man, Marcus gave you the spicy keychain."

by Jack the shitter December 16, 2013

Courtenay keychain

When you attach your keys to a butt plug so you stop loosing them.

Emily is so drunk, we better make sure she still has her courtenay keychain or else she won't be able to get in to her house!

If Ciara doesn't stop drinking she'll need a courtenay keychain to make it in to her house!

by Courtney keychain January 08, 2022

Coochie Keychain

A post inercourse souvenir consisting of male DNA and 1 or more public hairs hanging from the coochie of solitude.

He came so hard he gave me a coochie Keychain

by Linnielooloo May 03, 2025

Fuggler keychain

An ugly monster like plush keychain creature made almost entirely of felt ,stuffed with a 50/50 cotton/polyester fill,and typically with a single, (although some have a top AND bottom row of gnarly looking plastic teeth,and either squinty eyelids with plastic eyes,or plastic "button eyes",all fuggler keychaibs featured a plastic hook designed to look...well,if you know,you know.

FUGGLER-FUNNY UGLY MONSTER,JUST LIKE THE TARD READING THIS RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂

That fuggler keychain sure is odd!

by Buttswab March 26, 2021