Keglometre

The amount of alcohol consumed over a 1000 metre distance.
(Also: Keglometer)

"How much booze are you bring for the marathon?"
"42 Keglometres"

by Bloydd August 15, 2019

keelob

Keelob is a person on discord who doesn’t sleep when he has nightmares, he also cry’s. Keelob is just an offbrand Kaleb, Keelob is me

Keelob is trash

Person:“KEELOB GO TO FUCKING SLEEP”
Keelob: “no.”

by Keelob October 13, 2020

keelob

Keelob is a guy who cries a lot, he’s also on discord 24/7, he doesn’t sleep, he also has nightmares everyday but doesn’t talk about them, he’s trash and an idiot

I’m keelob btw

“Keelob needs to stop having fictional crushes”

by Keelob October 13, 2020

kelob

a person who might have ADHD and born as a libra and who best friend is a Gemini or Sagittarius or Capricorn or Aris.
this name also means different from others and also means royalty.

My name is kelob

by anonymous December 26, 2021