by spaceships22 May 8, 2017

A sexy man beast. Has a huge penis. Most of his friends are semi hot. All of them have gay ass hair. He can beat the shit out of people.
Person 1: Hey man you should go talk to that girl.
Person 2: Nah man I saw a Vinny Keeler there first.
Person 1: Damn that guy would fuck you up.
Person 2: Nah man I saw a Vinny Keeler there first.
Person 1: Damn that guy would fuck you up.
by Jcole123456 January 15, 2017

by Austinsdum May 11, 2018

A Gay little fucker, who smells like a donkys asshole, hes extra horny while around Cameron...his favorite hobby is blowing on his grandpa boner while sqeezing his grandmas tittys to make her honk her horn!!!
Blow,Blow,Blow harder Said his granpa...Robert Keeler was always a little lice eating faggot THE END
by JeanJerking Pubic Hair Fucker August 30, 2016

to confess one's undying love for a girl to win her over, even though there truly is no undying love, just a general drunken attraction to the female.
At first I didn't think she'd come home with me, but then I gave her the keeler special, and she fell for it!
by mrdobalinamrbobdobalina November 15, 2010

He's bitch made.
by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024
