Boy: dude blondes are so hot, i just met a hot blonde with a nice ass today
Friend: its national fuck a blonde day, go get her bro
June 1st national fuck a blonde day
Is the day amazing people are born. They make you laugh and are loyalfriends. They'll do anything to make you smile. Their birthday is often overshadowed by the first day of pride month, so please remember to say a happy birthday to them, they'll appreciate it the most!
What the fuck season is it? Is it summer? Spring? Who knows? This is a day where everyone questions their sanity and is highly regarded as one of the worst days of the year.
Guy 1: What the fuck kind of weather is going on today?
Guy 2: Yeah and why the fuck do I feel like I’m dying more than usual?
Guy 3: Guys it’s June 1st.