jolt cola

a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee

Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee.

by Dolphin_X April 15, 2003

jolt cola

tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix

i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition

by gnizzle September 09, 2004

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009