john key 

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy

John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls

john key by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

John Key 

New Zealand rhyming slang for Donkey Punch, similar to the Wolf Bag technique and named after the Prime Minister who won the country's trust through his seeming mild-mannered ineptness, allowing him to take them from behind and smack them in the head. Typically, only the person delivering a John Key benefits, while the person receiving a John Key suffers immensely and risks permanent brain drain. It is the sly con and false pretenses of a John Key that distinguishes it from a standard Donkey Punch or Wolf Bag.

New Zealand was so loose, even John Key barely got a reaction from them.

John Key by Red Hood November 29, 2012

John Key 

1. Prime Minister of New Zealand

2. The last fart before a shit

I better go take a dump, I just had a meeting with John Key

John Key by odinn svenson October 8, 2015