New Zealand rhyming slang for Donkey Punch, similar to the Wolf Bag technique and named after the Prime Minister who won the country's trust through his seeming mild-mannered ineptness, allowing him to take them from behind and smack them in the head. Typically, only the person delivering a John Key benefits, while the person receiving a John Key suffers immensely and risks permanent brain drain. It is the sly con and false pretenses of a John Key that distinguishes it from a standard Donkey Punch or Wolf Bag.
by Red Hood November 27, 2012
by odinn svenson August 27, 2015
John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child
Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child
Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
by shadowsdad May 7, 2022