fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash August 4, 2008

More Fucked up than Jerry's kids

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)

Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!

by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006

Jerry’s Kid

When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)

Hey, twerp, give me your lunch money, or I’ll give you a Jerry’s Kid!

by Onehundredbuttholes March 29, 2025

Jerri's kids

Doing something but denying it while stating how proud you are of lying about it

Jerri's Kids running around looking like Jerry's kids

by WSGM the Talk November 24, 2020