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Jasonia

A disease that can spread fast and develops from stress and annoyances. Life's smallest difficulties begin to stack up and it seems like people are against you. A timmybug can get inside your head and cause bloating and issues with your breathing at first, then slowly begin to bug you until you have begun to sweat. A tonybug pushes you over.

Jasonia can cause death, disease, transition to cancer and malaria and can create brain tumors, creating a potential loss in life span.

Jasonia can be cured through calming your mind and relative mindfulness. Trying to numb your brain of pain will not work as it will rush through even more, do the things you enjoy and try to ignore the pests in your brain.
I'm infected with Jasonia. That's why I feel like I haven't been thinking straight for the past couple of days.
by JaaaaaayyyyTeeee October 19, 2019
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Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.
That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism
by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025
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