Money a person thought to be void of any wealth leaves to various beneficiaries. Often hoarded and hidden for a lifetime, even from close family members.
Jim:"Grandma Mildred left me $30,000!"
Jedediah:"I thought she was poor, she did live in a box after all."
Jim:"She had jew gold apparently..."
Jedediah:"I thought she was poor, she did live in a box after all."
Jim:"She had jew gold apparently..."
by IamScotticus March 01, 2010
A bag of gold worn around the neck by a Jew, but only in the South Park universe. Does not actually exist in the real world.
Cartman: Hand over the Jew gold.
Kyle: What gold?
Cartman: All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks, hand it over.
Kyle: Jews do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks Cartman.
Kyle: What gold?
Cartman: All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks, hand it over.
Kyle: Jews do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks Cartman.
by Igloo June 27, 2008
The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
by Solid Snail October 13, 2013