level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

by niggerger October 4, 2023

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Brainrot

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills

by spike827 October 20, 2023

among us in real life sus sus

playing among us in real life is very sus!

sussy baka 1 - 'hey bro what are you doing later?'
sussy baka 2 - 'oh not much bro, just playing among us in real life SUS SUS'

by sussybakauwu52 May 6, 2021

If you Die in Canada, You Die in Real Life

A Theory that if died in Canada, then you will parishes in real life.

I believe that if you die in Canada, you die in real life.

by Red The Gamer May 24, 2018

among us in real life

Another name for schizophrenia.

"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."

"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Among us in real life

Among 😃👿 us 🇺🇸 in 🏽 real 🔎 life 👊🧬 (sus, sus) Among 💰 us 💰👨👨 in 🏽👏 real 👹 life 💓 (sus, sus) Playing ❣️ among 💰 us 🇺🇸👨 in 👉 real 📷 life 🧬 Spaceship with my ✋🏻😀🕒 crew 👬 Gonna 🙃👈👈 split 🕺🏻 up, 😿 spread ✨ out 😝🚪 'Cause 🐗 we 👬 all 😋💩 got 👍 tasks 🙌🤗 to do 😤 Gotta 🙈 find 🔍🔍 the imposter 🚫 As they 🤼 try 😈 to sabotage Who 🤷 can 🤦 ♂️ we 👩 👩 👦 👦 trust 🫂 in 😩😂 this among 🙆🏽 us 🇺🇸 entourage? Heard 👂🏻 a sound, 🎤 turned 😍 around 💞 Looking 👀 up, 🚘 looking 👀 down ⬇️ Then 🏿 I 🤢 find 🔎 a dead 🐩 body 💃 Gotta 👉 blow 🌬 the horn 📯 emergency 🚨 Discussion 🤔 who 👿 should 💘🤔 we 👩 👩 👦 👦 believe 🙏 Can't 👄 decide 😱😱 so now 👇 we 👥 leave 🦋🥰 Not ❌ sure 😉🔜 what 🤪🤪 I'm 😏 about 💥 to see 👀👀 Will 🔥 it be 👏 a dead 😳 body? 💃 Still 🥇 have 🙋🍡🎣 a task I 🙀 must 👫 complete 🚫 Who's ☑️ the impostеr? Looking 👀 sus, who ❓ can 👺 we 👦💰 trust? 🤞 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 👀 sus, who 👀 can wе 🧚 trust? 🫂 Who's 🤷 the imposter? 🚫 Looking 👀 sus, who 🤷 can 🥫 we 👨👩 trust? 🤞 Who's 😇 the imposter? 😡😤 Looking 😏💕 sus, who 😂🤷 can we 👧 trust? 🤞 I'm 🤪 a ghost, 👻 I'm 😓 my 🧜🏻 ♀️ biggest 🙀 fear 😨 Got killed… ⚰️

Mike: Hey wanna play among us in real life
Jack: Sorry bro too busy on my sis account in royale high

by Trip to mars ad again September 11, 2022