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Beans in the Can

When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.

Note: Sometimes this sexual process can hurt the man more than the woman.
Why does Shaun and Megan look like they are in pain this morning. Oh, I think when they woke up, Megan asked Shaun for some "beans in the can", and he gave it to her.
by Shameless1 April 2, 2005
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SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!
Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!
by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008
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last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.
"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"
by gurnard February 13, 2009
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wank in the can

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.
by nobody else here May 30, 2017
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It's in the can

It is an outdated british slang phrase meaning "it is ready" or "it will be happen". It comes from old film industry slang, when the film was ready to be released.
Journalist: This movie took so long that it was almost forgotten...
Film director: Everybody made an excellent job, the film is in the can.

"She's in parties. It's in the can."
Bauhaus - lyrics She's in parties
by Cap'n Sane March 12, 2021
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Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.
"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."
by King Dubya May 13, 2005
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monkeyman in the can

A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.
Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.
by Monkey milfred September 9, 2006
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