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i want to eat you 

She wants to suck u up
Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up 

Very picky about women
Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

I want to have my cake and eat it too. 

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.
Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."