hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 2, 2004

hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.

"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"

by H0M3$ July 7, 2008

huzzelbee

A bitchless, sad little man who cannot get women to stroke his shaft.

Livie: You see Huzzelbee over there?
Sabrina: yeah Huzzelbee gets no bitches and needs to leave us alone.

by Anonymous editt January 17, 2025

Huzzelbee

A guy who cannot get women to stroke his shyt.

Ex: that guy is a huzzelbee

by Anonymous editt January 17, 2025