Music that requires no talent and can easily be made by anyone with the right software as long as it's in 4/4 time and makes drunk people want to dance. Big in Europe because apparently after being home to many talented musicians the entire continent decided to give up.
House music is often lacking in the intricacies which make up other genres. Lyrics are often retarded and written on a first grade level with no more than two syllables so drunk girls can slur along.
The minimalistic nature supposedly makes it cool...it's really just easier for people to dance to....which is fine, just don't call it music.
Chicago is home to many great musicians...this is their fat bastard, unloved child.
House music is often lacking in the intricacies which make up other genres. Lyrics are often retarded and written on a first grade level with no more than two syllables so drunk girls can slur along.
The minimalistic nature supposedly makes it cool...it's really just easier for people to dance to....which is fine, just don't call it music.
Chicago is home to many great musicians...this is their fat bastard, unloved child.
Hey, wanna listen to House Music and rub on my privates. I've got sweet bottle service going on here.
by truthinessprovider March 24, 2011
Get the house musicmug. house music is a type of EDM that is different to dubstep because it usually involves more singing than just a few words
by Howtotalklikeaboss April 11, 2018
Get the house musicmug. Dark and moody, atmospheric electronic music, that grew as offshoots of the earlier experimental days of the darkwave and industrial scenes. The style is epitomized by acts like The Synthetic Dream Foundation, White Ring, Balam Acab, Ritualz
by witch house music doctor August 6, 2013
Get the Witch House Musicmug. A type of music that usually contains rythms and sounds associated with electronica as well as lyrics, although these lyrics are often repeated throughout the entire song so as to blend in with the background music. Given the name house music because people would listen to it while working/hanging out around the house. not intended to be listened to closely like Rock or Emo music.
intro to <i>The Rockafeller Skank</i> by Fatboy Slim, a typical house music song (in a good way)
Dj: wbcn whos this?
Brad: hey this is brad (this is brad this is)
Dj: now uh whos your favorite artist, who
Do you want to hear?
Brad: well m my favorite artist right now is
Fatboy slim, that guy kicks ass.
Dj: how tremendous is fatboy slim?
Brad: the band of the 90s, if you want to call
It a band because its a one man name.
Dj: wow...fatboy, and you want to hear that
New fatboy song?
Brad: absolutely.
Dj: which one?
Brad: the um funk soul brother check it out.
Dj: sing it, I dont know which one.
Brad: right about now, the funk soul brother
Check it out now, the funk soul brother.
Dj: wbcn whos this?
Brad: hey this is brad (this is brad this is)
Dj: now uh whos your favorite artist, who
Do you want to hear?
Brad: well m my favorite artist right now is
Fatboy slim, that guy kicks ass.
Dj: how tremendous is fatboy slim?
Brad: the band of the 90s, if you want to call
It a band because its a one man name.
Dj: wow...fatboy, and you want to hear that
New fatboy song?
Brad: absolutely.
Dj: which one?
Brad: the um funk soul brother check it out.
Dj: sing it, I dont know which one.
Brad: right about now, the funk soul brother
Check it out now, the funk soul brother.
by Hulabalu September 14, 2008
Get the house musicmug. EDM music that normally has a real gay uplifting melody that you would dance to on a beach with beautiful women while drinking out of a coconut with an umbrella in it. Or at least imagine that while you're outside you're trailer in a blow-up pool from Walmart drinking natural light while starring at your average girl with a ridiculous tan line....
"Dude, I'm totally feeling some summer house music right now."
"Yeah! We can pretend we're in Ibiza even though we're in Gulf Shores, AL"
"Yeah! We can pretend we're in Ibiza even though we're in Gulf Shores, AL"
by Nicetobeimportant March 22, 2017
Get the summer house musicmug. Deep throat house music is - When the beat drops hard, heavily eletronic , usually not too many lyrics, lyrics are often repeated, lots of "ohh yeahs" and "oh god" ...
by Wesnjbag December 1, 2015
Get the deep throat house musicmug. by skid mark steve April 9, 2016
Get the deep house musicmug.