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hobo's ketchup

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.
This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?
by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021
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hobo's dozen

give me a hobo's dozen of colt 45
by the_minnow July 16, 2009
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Hobo's Lunchbox

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.
Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."
by Bananas842 May 22, 2011
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Hobo's Cock Ring

When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.

Often used at frat hazings.
And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.

Whats that?

You'll see.
by thecamel33 March 15, 2016
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hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.
by do0tz December 1, 2017
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Hobo's Lunchbox

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.
by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020
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Hobo's bagpipes

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.
Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!
by Jackal178 January 6, 2023
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