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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Doctor: Gilbert, sorry to announce this but you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Gilbert: EEEEEK! Don't say that!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The most ironically name word in the English language.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a very long word for the phobia of long words.
Pronunciation: /ˌhɪ.pə.pɒ.təˈmɒn.strəˌsɛ.skwɪ.pɪˈdeɪ.lɪəˌfoʊ.bɪə/ (From Wikipeter)
Gibby suffered from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia so he disliked the use of words of more than 4 syllables.

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Fear of long words... thats just great
Docter im afraid of long words,

Docter:im afraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Patient: socks the docter in the face and jumps out the window

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Doctor: I see the prob.
Man: What is it?
Doctor: You have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
(Man freaks out)

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

brandon has Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Tim's girlfriend has Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia thats crazy

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

What the fuck?! These fucking asshole word maker people went out and made the longest, dumbest word of all and had it be the 'fear of long words'. Whatever retard has this disease his gonna lose is fucking mind when you tell him! Fuck off.
"I have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia," said Devin.