head and shoulders

something you say to a person that is known for flaking and you both have plans later.

friend1:I'm comin' to your house later.

friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!

by scionmaiden January 27, 2009

head and shoulders

To have ones head so far up their anus, you can only see from the shoulders down.

When my girlfriend is being intentionally difficult, I roll my eyes and exclaim to my friends: She is being head and shoulders today!

by Andrew Gulak July 3, 2005

head & shoulders

A shampoo brand that promises clean, dandruff free hair. They also have conditioner.

I wash my hair with Head & Shoulders, it feels great!

by anonymously anonymous April 20, 2008

Head & Shoulders

When you're showering with a girl and she's giving you a blowjob, you shampoo your hair and rinse the bubbles on to her hair. She then uses those bubbles to wash her hair, all the while still sucking the dick. This is called a Head & Shoulders.

I just got a Head & Shoulders last night. I've never felt so dirty and clean at the same time.

by anaslex July 7, 2015

Head & Shoulders Party

When you are being masturbated by a partner, and said parter shoves a travel sized bottle of head and shoulders up your ass. Typically done in the backseat of a car in the middle of the day.

Guy 1: Man, Laura invited me to a Head & Shoulders Party last weekend. It was awesome! We had it right in front oh her church!
Guy 2: Ew.

by M.J.R.T. October 17, 2006

Have a head on my shoulders

You have a head on your shoulders if you don't do anything stupid.

Cop: The other rooms are dirty, but your is ok.
Girl: I have a head on my shoulders.
Cop: I can see that.

by FerryCZ December 15, 2009

Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger

A special burger with tomato

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018