Hairy Hat-trick 

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

Hairy Hat-trick by anonymous June 30, 2023

Hairy Hat 

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

Hairy Hat by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023