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Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis
Dude I just had a hard attack!
by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019
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Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.
Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee
by Penkid69 May 16, 2022
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Hard-Attack

A public involuntary boner.
Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.
by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011
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Hard-attack

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.
She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.
by Quangbangspidermang June 29, 2019
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