Hairicane

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

by Person_over_there May 20, 2015

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HAARPicane

A hurricane either caused, strengthened , or steered using weather weapon technology, such as HAARP and other such geoengineering.

There’s no way Idalia could have become a category 3 in such a short distance and traveled in such an unsustainable path. This must be a HAARPicane paid for by either Blackrock or State Street so they can buy up all the property on the cheap since all the insurance companies are also denying claims

by Florida Populist August 28, 2023

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The angry hurricane

Putting hot sauce on a girls vagina then eating her out

Yo Kris gave that girl the angry hurricane. Damn that bitch must be hurtin

by bitchesbehatin May 19, 2010

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Hurricane Helms

1. AKA Gregory Helms. The greatest wrestler to ever grace a WWE ring and the longest ever Cruiserweight Champion.
2. The act of pinning high profile WWE superstars, such as The Rock and Ric Flair.
3. A real life super hero.

"Wow, you just totally pulled a Hurricane Helms."

by Dark Night Enforcer January 24, 2014

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Hurricane Irma

Go fuck yourself

Florida: Wow! It's been 12 years since we've been hit by a major hurricane. We will probably be fine this year.
Hurricane Irma: hold my beer.

by Nopenopenope2017 September 7, 2017

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Snowy Hurricane

Masturbating into a blowing fan, thus sending the particles astray across the room. Preferably into someone's face.

WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.

I just gave Jenny a Snowy Hurricane!
Oh Shit, I just did a Snowy Hurricane all over my wall.

by Hank Jasonis February 13, 2010

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