hagerstown 

stupid retarded hick infested sorry excuse for a city.A place where nascar fans congregate religiously.Unknown place part of greater Baltimore....and way to close to D.C. for comfort.

Also known as:
Hagersbush
H-town
Stupid

Hagerstown is stupid and you are if you live there also.

hagerstown by N.A.G. January 11, 2005

hagerstown 

Small town in western MD that kicks ass solely because it is where all your friends are. A place for the imaginative because there is so little to do, if you suck, you won't like it there.

Jon: Dude, there's nothing to do.
Bernidad Magellan: Word. Let's get some guys and play airsoft on the golf course.
Jon: Sounds good. Hagerstown rocks

hagerstown by Jtrain April 25, 2007

Hagerstown Tumbleweed 

A Sheetz bag that blows around town and collects needles and trash.

I was down on Jonathan Street buying crack and a Hagerstown Tumbleweed brushed by my leg.

Hagerstown Tumbleweed by GiantRobot75 June 17, 2024