guitards

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers
by swallow my meat April 30, 2004
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guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.
Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.
by cakes June 11, 2003
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Guitard

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.
by Defiant Blob February 11, 2010
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guitard

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz
"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"
by Its Me Lenny April 11, 2009
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Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.
Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.
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Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded
Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.
by guitard November 24, 2009
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Guitard

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.
Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!
by Pipe Downn October 12, 2008
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