grey poupon 

Grey Poupon is the nastiest looking mustard in the world, I don't know why rich people buy this shit.

Excuse me sir, do you have any Grey Poop-on?

grey poupon by onethirtyeight June 12, 2005

grey poupon 

A really hot asain chick.

I definitely have the yellow fever, but I only go for the grey poupon.

grey poupon by Dana Slims September 20, 2006

The Grey Poupon 

A sex act, similar to bukkake, in which a number of aged individuals dump the contents of their colostomy bags onto a willing participant.

A: You into scat?

B: I was. I need The Grey Poupon to get me off these days.

The Grey Poupon by no_no_NO August 27, 2013

Pass the Grey Poupon 

A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.

Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.

Pass the Grey Poupon by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020