Greg Heffley

Greg Heffley is a little piece of shit narcissistic and selfish middle-schooler who gets no bitches every day. He simps for Holly Hills while making a fool of himself by getting the Cheese Touch. He drags around Rowley Jefferson like he's a loyal servant all day. He thinks he's the most important person in the world, but in reality, he's built like a twig.

Guy: Hey man have you heard of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid? It's awesome
Guy 2: Yeah but Greg Heffley sucks he's a piece of shit
Guy: Yeah I agree *lights copy of doawk on fire*

Greg Heffley by gr0wing_f3rns July 27, 2026

Greg Heffley Diaper Hands 

a popular meme in the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul where the main character Greg accidentally picks up a diaper and it gets stuck on his hand, and he keeps shouting "It's a Diaper!" while a lot of people were recording a video of him, eventually he went uncontrollably viral.

That Greg Heffley Diaper Hands video was so viral and funny

Greg Heffley Diaper Hands by Billiam Beaver July 19, 2017

The Greg Heffley Method 

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

The Greg Heffley Method by meatball meatball April 14, 2017

greg jones hefley 

my life sucks because someone ruinded it

hey greg jones hefley

greg jones hefley by gwegs21 June 6, 2018