Gourmet kitchen

An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'

Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.

by tckrtckr June 1, 2007

Gourmet Chen Chen

Says he represents Chechnya but lives in Sweden

Fake Chechen

That fighter is not chechen he is a gourmet chen chen

by secretjuice August 7, 2023

mini gourmet

A Diner in San Jose, California. They're open 24 hours and usually busiest during the late hours of the night. A much better alternative to Denny's.

3 am? Let's go to the Mini Gourmet for some milkshakes.

by HHROTHGAR April 22, 2008

Gourmet Teabag

The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.

Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!

by Fred97 October 26, 2011

Tadpole Gourmet

A male homosexual.

"Mama damn near vapor locked when she found out Rock Hudson was a tadpole gourmet."

by Cheez Head January 21, 2009

gourmet race

The act of running a marathon while devouring large amounts of food.

A mimigame in Kirby.

Man: Let's run a gourmet race!

Man 2: No way man you always beat me.

Man: TELL NO ONE!!!

by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014

Spunk Gourmet

An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.

I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008