gorilla biscuits

really really fat and ugly usually a dike somewhat resembling a gorilla.

"she had a job at the cake shop,they used to push her face in the dough to make gorilla biscuits"

by doreeh baybeh January 31, 2010

gorilla biscuit

a no-name clothes brand from sears given to a young boy on christmas from his grandmother who has no interest in wearing the article of clothing EVER.

hey, did you just get a gorilla biscuit tee for Christmas man? I feel bad!

by keirstyn daye February 07, 2007

gorilla biscuits

When a person is so damn ugly, they could push their face into dough and make gorilla biscuits.

Henry was bragging about his new gf, when we met her we agreed she was gorilla biscuits.

by P.D.C March 24, 2009

gorilla biscuit

Someone who has just tripped and fallen over like a felled tree. Must land face down, arms out to the sides. Must stay in gorilla biscuit position for several seconds. Grunt is optional.

Saw a dude do a grunting gorilla biscuit in Walmart today.

Oh man, I did a gorilla biscuit with grunt in the aisle at Walmart today.

by nadya_who December 14, 2009