Goldman Sachs

A place where only true ballers work.

Known for paying super sized bonuses to hard working kids who ball hard every day, all day.

Also known for doing god's work.

Matt: Yo John, check out Lloyd over there, I heard he's a Goldmanite.

John: Damn, he must be a straight up baller

Matt: Yeah man, Goldman Sachs doesn't take no chumps.

by Baller_status_check January 27, 2010

Goldman Sachs

Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course). Goldman Sachs is headquarted at 85 Broad St in Manhattan.

Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?

Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!

Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter

by Chaninnl July 30, 2008

goldmen-sacked

The mass deprivation of livelihood of people,who till sometime back rolled in money,caused due to the economic chaos.Overall,its almost of the scale of the evil Holocaust,though a lot less evil,and some might say,very balancing in nature.

Tom(a guy in manhattan)-did you hear bout the latest goldmen-sacked in the neighborhood?
Dick-yeah,i heard quite a few have hit the bottle real hard,and creatd a mess of their families..

by jomotoster March 31, 2009