goatfucker

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.

Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."

by albert007 July 12, 2007

Goatsucker

A type of bird that has a hysterical name.

Little kid at a zoo: Look mommy, it's a goatsucker bird.
Cool kid who heard the little kid at the zoo say this: HAHAHA, goatsucker...

by GoatSucker00 August 7, 2009

Goatfucker

Someone who fucks with you so they also probably fuck goat.

Dude 1. Man your hear about Dylan? He got cheated on by his girl.
Dude 2. That Goatfucker!

by Swassmass October 9, 2016

goatfucker

one who is profound in the ancient art of fucking medium sized mammals, mainly goats. To practice this respected artform, simply insert yo pp into the goats dummy thicc ars.

"hey bro, did you hear Keith is a 'goatfucker'?"

by ultra-size pp extender June 14, 2020