A /b/tarded new meme that sprounted from 4chan.org/b/. It involves a picture of a Goron with a badass caption.
by GoronKing January 17, 2011
/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged
4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!
by agglerahhh January 17, 2011
When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023
An intentional/memetic misspelling of Corona (Covid-19). Used to express ironic distance towards the fact that one has caught the virus or towards the pandemic in general.
by TheRealHummusMaster December 16, 2021
The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.
by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025