glass dick

1. An overused or out of date item (a certain website, chain e-mail etc.)on the Internet, although the purveyor thinks it is brand new.

The phrase comes from the picture of a woman golfer kissing a trophy that made the e-mail rounds awhile back. The angle and lighting in the photo made it appear as though she was kissing a penis made of glass.

I've seen that site before, it's just a glass dick.

by Steven Marshall March 12, 2003

glass dick

Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!

OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)

by Johnny Chingas June 14, 2009

Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

by NegativeZEN October 19, 2021

Smoking the glass dick

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.

"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."

by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013

SUCKING THE GLASS DICK

It means to smoke crack or weed using a glass bong or pipe

there goes babie thug and lil killa sucking the glass dick again

by Babie Thug April 04, 2006

Glass Slipper Dick

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.

Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.

by danijms March 26, 2019

dick glasses

Setting: A hot chick wearing glasses.

Action: She is giving top and her glasses fall on your dick.

Conclusion: dick glasses

Guy: Ahhh shiieet, don't stop , oaaaahhh
Girl: I cant see, where did my glasses go
Guy: Don't worry they are on my dick, keep slobbin, (I knew i'd get dick glasses from her).

by Hungjager March 29, 2016