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glass dick 

1. An overused or out of date item (a certain website, chain e-mail etc.)on the Internet, although the purveyor thinks it is brand new.

The phrase comes from the picture of a woman golfer kissing a trophy that made the e-mail rounds awhile back. The angle and lighting in the photo made it appear as though she was kissing a penis made of glass.
I've seen that site before, it's just a glass dick.
glass dick by Steven Marshall November 28, 2006
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Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!
OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)
glass dick by Johnny Chingas June 22, 2009

Glass dick 

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
Glass dick by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016

Glass dick 

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
Glass dick by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016

Glass dick 

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
Glass dick by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016

Glass Dick 

It’s the paraphernalia you use to smoke meth in!!
Hey you want to suck on my glass Dick??
Glass Dick by ChadM45 November 20, 2017

Glass dick 

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.
I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke
Glass dick by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018