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glasscock

1. A phalis made of glass.
2. A rooster made of glass.
3. A road in Mission, TX.
1. That glasscock was ribbed for added pleasure.

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1. That trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a glasscock, but it is not.

2. My grandmother had numerous glasscocks on display in her curio cabinet when I was a child.

3. Damn, Glasscock Road is a long road. We should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .
by scorpionmintred May 16, 2007
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Glasscock

Glasscock: adjective.

Origin: crafted from an English (UK) family name that I and the fellow crafters of this new insult puzzled over. We wondered why anyone would want to keep such a name. And thus an insult was born.

Definition: An insult or expletive in which the user is implying that someone's cock (penis) is so weak that it would "break off" or "shatter" in the act of coitus (sex). An insult meant to invoke a sense of impotence or sexual inferiority or fragility of the victim's genitalia. The best use of the term comes with the imagined context of either an angry cowboy or Samuel L Jackson yelling the insult in conjunction with the word motherfucker. (See examples below)
Angry Cowboy: Gawd dang sumbitch! Yew glasscock motherfucker!

Samuel L Jackson: Why you glasscocked motherfucker!
by Ren Corvus April 7, 2019
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Heath glasscock

A white male that has or had the ability to piss everyone off
by Bigmr.Cock January 16, 2023
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Jack Glasscock daguerreotype treasure

There is one-of-a-kind daguerreotype of Jack Glasscock on glass that is a recent significant discovery. Daguerreotypes were typically created on silver-plated copper plates, but it appears that this one is a unique exception.
Given the rarity and historical significance of this daguerreotype, it's likely to be highly valuable. The fact that it's on glass rather than the traditional copper plate adds to its uniqueness and potential worth.
Considering the highest price ever paid for a daguerreotype at auction was $922,488, is it possible that this Glasscock daguerreotype on glass could exceed that record price due to its exceptional rarity and historical importance.
There is a Jack Glasscock daguerreotype treasure!
by Qualia-O! August 5, 2024
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dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock

an idiom warning to be aware of ones vulnerabilities and limitations and to avoid self-sabotaging situations. The idiom draws inspiration from 'dont throw bricks in a glass house' and Jack Glasscock-- a 20th century American baseball player who himself coined the phrase 'Charley Horse'.
You're literally the most socially anxious person I know, I dont know why you keep doing these speed-dating events. You know what they say, Dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock.
by Minty7 February 9, 2024
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